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 09:52 | 28/May/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Knight Shyamlal

There was a guy Shyamlal from a small village called timbaktu.
This guy moved from his village Timbaktu to new place called as Wonder island.

He founds new surrounding in wonder island and there were lots of opportunity for him to grow in

this wonderland.

To adjust to new lifestyle of wonderland and to become famous in wonderland Shyamlal added Knight to his name.

By changing his name this guy fame increased. He also married a very beautiful girl.


Being a guy from a small town, does not stop his ambitions in life.

He had a passion to become rich and powerful so that he will get fame in his life.

This guy then tried his luck in film industry.


The movies made by him were blockbusters and he was regularly winning awards in filmfare as best producer.

His movie was also selected in the category of foreign film in Oscar.

He won Oscar award. His speech at oscar ceremony was published in all newspapers.


Shyamlal counted his sucess in terms of his growth of moving from small town to wonderisland.

His fame was almost hundred times then he was in small village.

While he was giving his interview for news channel, the host ask him whom does he dedicate his sucess.


Then he sits numb and realized about ramlal - mentor(father/teacher/brother).

He had flashback in front of his eyes about how ramlal, how ramlal used to inspire him to grow in life.

Though Shyamlal was very sucessful in life he realized that he had missed ramlal his mentor.


He went back to village timbaktu and then he found that ramlal was on his bed and he is having his last days.

On seeing Shyamlal, Ramlal stands up and said

aaye baboo mushayeee...


(kahin door jab din dhalta hain)

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 23:50 | 25/Mar/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
Life is a race


Life is a rat race,sometimes u r ahead and sometimes u r behind, even if u wins u r still a rat.Donot loose in the race what u have in the hand.



People who moves with speed of 100 Kmph then there is always bomb in
there backseat there can be chance of accident. So always run with
constant speed.



People who wins the race sometimes they donot know what they loose.



khuch khokar khuch paaya to kya paaya...(:-).



Life is a matrix. If u enter in the matrix then u should know how to come out. Otherwise u will be lost. Just follow the white rabbit. If u want to win in the matrix then u
should have power to fight with the machines otherwise donot fight with
the machines as God always create a machine to beat another machine.



Those who understand this concept in life gets parinirvana. Just do ur karma as god had send u in this earth for a reason and if u
want to loose ur reason to live then reason for ur life is lost.

God will give u the power in terms of materialistic thing to do ur
karma. But there are many things apart from the materialistic things u
can lead in the world is with ur faith and donot loose ur faith
anytime. If u loose ur faith then the creation of this world is still
unknown and we are isolated and kept in this earth shielded from the
other solar system with black holes.

u r in this world for a shot period so explore the world before there is a call

In the end there is always truth wins.
Satyameva jayatey 



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 18:14 | 24/Feb/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
Butterfly Effect

The butterfly effect seems initially seems to be the small effect but it makes huge impact on the weather.

Similarly the butterfly effect occurs in the man lives. The small small events that had in the human mankind that with adam and eve and that let to the growth of human mankind on earth.

Soon there were many impacts in the lives of the man and we gained lots of desire in our lives. To fulfill each desire man use to struggle throughout each life and just runs for each desire that he had in his lives and man did not know why he had that desire in his life and after getting that material he still cannot feel satisfied in life and then again he got new desire and lives his life throughout in getting one or another thing.

He did not knows throughout the lives that in this battle of worldly desire no one comes alive. In this rat race sometimes u r ahead and sometimes u r behind and in the end u r stil a rat.

The each desire taht we had in our lives is we get when we see that other person is happy in the condition in his live and which makes us to achieve that position and thus each butterfly effect causes lots of decision taken in our heart and which sends signal to man brain that when he will achieve that he will get the satisfaction and brain works to get that worldy desire and man lives life still he did not knows that his brain did not work on his order but it works on the emotions and desire.

 

Man life confuses man throughout live.

Bahut nikley mere dum

lekin har khwahish mein mera dum nikley.

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 20:27 | 7/Feb/2008 | 5 Comment(s)
14th Feb

The day when girls wait for boys that boys will take chance.
Boys take chance and some wins.

After all winning is not everything in this world.
If u win then sometimes u loose which u donot know.

Even the man who had created the day had died will never know the meaning of the day how people will use this day.

Sometimes this day makes some people to live as a winner in this life.

The game of winning and loosing goes thorughout this life.
Some people wins some nights after this day.

And people who loose in this day generally do not wins the night they wins the heart
for the rest of the life.

My Junior said :-
Its not that i cant live without u.
Its just that i dont want to try
( this guy is amazing and he is trying as a lyricst writer in bollywood)
Sorry i am not original in this :- Kyunki picture abhi baki hain :-)

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 10:02 | 30/Jan/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
Coolidge Effect

As the name implies it makes you cool.

Though this effect was first observed by Mr Coolidge when he

found one male rat with five female rats in an enclosed space.

The motto of male rat of living dies when he shares the same enclosed space daily with females one.

The colors of room change when he finds the new female rat there.

The same acts for female rats too.

By this way the species used to enhance themselves.

The same effect keeps on making life interesting of rats even they are still rats.

The rats enjoys there life like rats and until end they donot know that they are rat.

Man had always proved himself with the inventions he performs and exploration he had done.

For some inventions or explorations he was rewarded.

Knowingly or unknowningly man specie enhanced and we moved into 21st century with history books in

our hands.

But the traces of man nature and habit had never been traced to any animal, though we know every animal with there name.

But there is very little study of influence of animals on man lives.

Though we always tries to impact animal lives without knowing that they had already left impact

on us even when we sleep.

The greatest gift of ratism on us is of coolidge effect and man always enjoys the flavour of this in life without knowing the gift he got this from rat.

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 11:00 | 27/Jan/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
26th January

The day lost its meaning.

Its the day when the government officers and politicians just have to go for formality to raise the flag.
Though from the heart they want to raise there money balance.

Its the day when the people from the private job wants to take rest.

Its the day when the whole business stops in the country.

Its the day when teenagers use this day for the date.

Its the day when liquor shop earns with 150 % ( loss i think)

Its the day when NRI use to think they have meaning of there living.

It is the day when some people cant earn there bread and butter.

The day had lost its significance in the present world.

To get this day it took how many days no one knows in real.

The day is still the day as holiday and will be there for years until

a new day will overlap its sunlight on that.

that day we cant predict

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 21:06 | 26/Jan/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
The Karma

The Karma

Since i had not read gita but i had only seen the famous serial in my childhood "The Mahabharat".

There the clock comes every time and put questions in front of you and the serial starts.

But the incidents in life happens in reverse order and the first time goes and then we asks questions to ourself why that happened at that time.

The axe on the man's neck is always there.

In the ancient age Arjun followed his karma. I donot know the reason why he followed the karma.

He followed his karma for the revenge or for the power he will get after winning the battle ( I had not read gita).

In todays world if u follow u'r karma and pricnicple there can be times u can loose flesh or money or it can cost your lives, u will find people who break the principles or rules and get that. Even if u follows your karma then also there can be times no one will stand behind you.

The each karma or each principle u keep in life can cost u many things in life.

U cant fight with u'r blood line in the present world as arjun did and he was praised for that.

The karma always asks u question back since karma is followed for the resaon as krishna told.

Some people follow there karma for the reason.

But the kamra is to be followed for the reason.

But if you donot follow your karma then there is no use of your living.

God had created everyone and karma is already decided for that living creature.

Even the God is created for the karma that is decided for HIM.

If you take moksha from the karma then the reason for your existence is lost.

The karma will strike on your door.

The answer to karma is always remained unanswered from the ancient days and people still follows the karma.

The karma lives for ever and the reason for living karma for years is Karma.

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 19:22 | 10/Jan/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Mid year appraisal for techies

Letter from manager.

Hi Guys,
 
   Keep up the high spirit of work that u people had shown in the past.
   (Do not show the spirit that u take in the nite in office hours).
Lets come straight to the point.
Since we are running short of our goals I would recommend u people to fill u'r goals and u'r expectations.

Any help u people required in achieving them then let me know.
The goals for u people.

Let me know how much scraps u people do send to u'r friends on daliy basis.

How many friends request u people send in orkut and how many are accepted.

How fast u change u'r pics in orkut profile.

How many people are there in the recent visitors in the orkut profile. 

Let me know how many hours u people invest in blogging and chat.

R u people comfortable in doing voice and video chat in office.

How many mails u people do forward in the office hours.

In how many new sites u have created u'r id's.

How many hours u spend on phone with u'r friends in office hours.

How many drink parties u people had with u'r team.

Let me know when u people will be able to achieve the expectations then plz rate u'rself as
no of scraps in orkut
< 10       - poor performance
10 to 100  - showing sign of improvement.
> 100      - still there is area of improvement.


In the end if u people fulfilled all goals and u'r short of photos then i will send u onsite for new pics for u'r profile on different sites.


Cheers !!!
Manager
( aye ganpat chal daaru la thoda soda thoda pani mila)

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 21:45 | 8/Jan/2008 | 6 Comment(s)
My lunch with nri girl in london

                     I got a call from monica who is my distant relative in london. On phone i
 just asked for formality whether u want to have lunch with me and she said yes. I could visualize that i have 3 hours left for me to prove man ego in cooking in this 3 hours all suspense will be over.
 my condition was like butcher to whom people have asked to do surgery so i went outside to do shopping at tesco (famous shop in london to buy indian masala)

                       The receptionist juliana was very helpful and i explained her that i want
 thick popadum that means roti. Since i donot know what we say dal in english and i could not purchased that. i told juliana that today my relative is coming and she said buy wine and flowers for her to impress.

 i told her i am indian and she donot know what is indian culture and indian values she put a huge question on her face. i just manage to prepare single masala curry for chicken and allo ki sabje and then divided that masala curry in both equally.

                  i asked all my friends to gather in my home as indian girl and boy cant meet alone until they are married (indian boundaries still exist in london) indians were always late as usual even when they are and instead of having gmt time monica followed ist time :-).

                My heart was ticking faster than clock and time have reached when i have to go to station to pick her. i ran for 50 metres just to pick her in station at clapham.

                   i could realize her pain of being indian girl in london as i colud observe fractured plastered smile on her face as no one values indian beauty in london. While walking towards my home i mantained distance of 1 metre from her. By looking at her my friends were just trying to hide behind sofas as they have seen katrina kaif of namstey london.

 She cleaned all utensils and decorated the dining table ( I donot know that indian values and culture still exist there) She arrived in my home and instead of being small in size she managed to
 eat 3 leg pieces of chicken without hajmola.

  Kahani khatam mere bhai its not an indian cinema and i am back in india

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 19:55 | 3/Jan/2008 | 13 Comment(s)
One Night Stand

              When i was talking to my chat freind she comes to a point and asked me what u think about the one night stand. I first felt shy about the topic as i being from a small town had not talked to the girl much about such topics and she is asking my views. I thought if i show the dumb face then in this world of chasing 22nd century she will treat me as the backward and conservative guy.

              The question was tough but when u r young then u can get the question in many forms in one or another way but if u answer this question atleast for a once then the result of that exam can come and strike u'r door at any moment of u'r life. Many people who appeared in this exams generally cut there relation with the past when they get married or sometimes they have to change the venue of there office or the circle of there friends just they do not want to see the result of the exam which they had appeared some times back.

             The fear are sometimes so high that people cant come back to the society and sometimes there relations shattered and they get there roots missing.

             I could remember the day when i got my first offer for one night stand and i donot know what was that and why the girl was showing so much affection to me but i was too shy to grab the opportunity. (Some people say that it is opportunity which can kill there long time opportunity for long time relation with there near and dears.) At that age i was too young to give the name to the opportunity.

          I am proud of never appeared in that exams.

          I could remember the stand in my life where i caught my first bus for my nursery school standing with my mother.

          I could remeber the stand where i catched the train standing with my parents and i had to start my hostel life and my parents were giving me signal to what to do and what not to do in life.

          The stand where i said bye to my sister when she was going to her computer class.

         

         

       

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